North American Fantasy Comics That Will Rock Your World: Orc Stain

If there’s a trap that ought to be maligned more in American comics, it’s the bait-and-switch cover. I know it’s good business sense to make covers the most attractive part of your comic, but all too often shitty books are graced with the shiniest exteriors.

A few months ago I read the first few issues of The New 52 Deathstroke purely on the basis of Simon Bisley’s amazing cover art. Eventually my enthusiasm for the covers was outpaced by my disappointment in the book’s writing, and I had to tap out.

It happens in every genre, including fantasy comics. Some of those covers look stunning, going so far as to incorporate Frank Frazetta paintings, but you’d be hard pressed to say anything nice about the art or stories contained within.

These sorts of infractions are why I neglected Orc Stain for so long. The seemingly universal abundance of terrible fantasy comics caused me to ignore what looked like something potentially interesting. I’m glad to have dug deeper, because this book turned out to be great.

The excellent coloring of Orc Stain is what initially caught my attention. It posesses a masterful palette of purple, green and red gradients, which makes everything blend together cohesively, while also adding depth to the detailed and frenetic linework. Since comics began to be colored digitally, gradients this conspicuous have defiled what are often serviceable pencils and inks, a tell-tale sign of heavy handed colorists rushing to make their deadlines. Here, the coloring is nothing short of breathtaking, adding balance and actually elevating the already impressive line drawing. I wouldn’t be surprised if coloring is the most time-consuming part of creating Orc Stain.

Luckily, Orc Stain isn’t an exercise in style over substance. Its plot, which follows a thoughtful one-eyed orc trying to keep a low profile as an explosive paradigm shift overtakes society, is grounded in an unpredictable world filled with unusual beasts, weapons, and magic. Orcs are a race of obstinate, single-minded brutes, constantly engaged in fickle tribal warfare which accomplishes little. Most humorously, orc economics is based entirely around the gronch, the orc penis. It’s both amusing and disgusting to read about orc currency and how it’s generated. This is a book where you’re just as likely to turn the page to see what happens to the protagonist as you are to learn one of the weird quirks of the world he inhabits.

Great-looking book. Unique and compelling milieu. What’s the catch?

The closest thing to a catch is that it takes James Stokoe a long time to release each issue, because he writes, draws, inks and colors them himself. I don’t have a problem with this. In fact, I would embrace an alternative model of American comics closer to what you see in Europe, where 45-60 page chapters are released annually in high-quality hardcovers. There are talented comic book artists suited to the monthly format, but a lot aren’t. Put shortly, this book is worth the wait.

Okay, there’s one more catch, and I’m surprised I’d ever say it: this comic looks better digitally than in print. I have the Orc Stain trade paperback (which collects issues one through five), and Orc Stain #6, the most recent issue. Both are printed on an uncoated paper that greedily absorbs the rich tapestry of ink that makes up an issue of Orc Stain, reducing its contrast and vividity. Would it raise the price-point too high to print the comic on glossy paper? I can’t say.

I can tell you with confidence, however, that when you compare two-page spreads that run across both a comic book page and the inside back cover, it’s the half on the coated cover that looks best. The other side appears limp and demure by comparison. When you read the comic digitally, you don’t have this problem. It’s bright and beautiful, exploding off the screen. Good thing it’s available on comiXology for 2 bucks an issue.

Orc Stain is an artist’s compelling vision of brazen weirdness, a genuine labor of love carefully crafted. In North America, people deserve more credit for creating comics in this fashion.

7 things I’d rather spend $60 on instead of a new video game

I suffer an affliction of the mind. You see, sometimes I buy video games the week they come out.
I’m trying to get better, but the road to recovery is a long and difficult one. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is outlining alternatives to paying $60 for a video game, because the retail cost of the damn things drop so rapidly.

This isn’t a hypothetical list. These are all things I’ve bought instead!
7. Three copies of the same game six months later.
Okay, I never actually did this. But seeing complete editions of L.A. Noire on sale for $20 during Thanksgiving made me feel quite foolish for buying it as soon as it came out, considering I maybe played half of it so far.
6. A Ghost in the Shell 1.0 Blu-ray imported from Japan.
Call me crazy, but I’d rather have this beautiful piece of art in HD than all of Stand Alone Complex in any format. And don’t get it twisted, that Ghost in the Shell 2.0 we got is a perversion of the original movie. There’s a reason the original is sold separately on Blu-ray in Japan. I didn’t feel like waiting for the dopey domestic market to catch up.
5. A bunch of used DVDs.
Forget the Netflix and Blu-ray hype for a minute. Plenty of movies may very well never be available in either format. And DVDs are going out of print every day. There’s no reason not to own the films you value, especially considering the absurdly low prices they can fetch used. Amazon and Half.com are my preferred haunts.
4. Cat Shit One (both DVD and Blu-ray versions).
When I originally drafted this post, this anime was still available exclusively at Amazon.com. Here’s hoping it turns up again sometime soon. Cat Shit One was a nutty idea: a CG adaptation of a manga about anthropomorphic animals fighting realistic human wars. It ended up being a labor of love released to little fanfare. I got the DVD for screen cap purposes, and the Blu-ray for the HD visuals. Each version is packed with so many special features I still don’t think I’ve been through them all.
3. Art books!
I have a huge queue of art books I’m itching to get. Every once in a while I scrounge up the cash to make a dent in the wish list. It’s hard to beat the re-readability of a gorgeous art book. I’m a sucker for pretty pictures, whether it be high-resolution Yoshiaki Kawajiri movie posters or 19th century engravings by Gustave Doré.
2. A bottle of Glenlivet scotch.
This is my liquor of choice. If you follow me on Twitter, you might be tired of me talking about it. It’s delicious all by itself. No soda or lemon juice or ice cubes required. Highly recommended.
1. One volume of the Fist of the North Star TV series.
You’re not surprised, are you? This anime is the bee’s knees.

Diamonds in the rough make life worth living (and comics worth reading)

(If you have any conception of Jonah Hex based on the 2010 film, try to forget it before considering this article.)

With a site that aims to cover exemplary hotbloodedness wherever it may lurk in pop culture, you’d think I would have written about Westerns by now, but I haven’t. Not for a lack of interest, mind you. Not at all.

DC Comics recently unveiled their new megacomic promotional event meant to drive sales with a mildly sad obsession over continuity, The New 52. The idea is to have 52 DC Comics titles restart at issue #1. You know, because renumbering comics grabs peoples’ attention. 52 times, even.

One DC relaunch that stands apart from the superhero fair is All Star Western, a Western comic anthology that hasn’t hit the presses since 1972. Western comics, in 2011?! They’re not as popular in the United States as they once were. But there is a 70 issue run of Jonah Hex ending this year, which is being retooled into the All Star Western revival.

Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti’s 7 year run on Jonah Hex is excellent. Just flipping through the first few volumes I’m reminded of how badly I need to catch up. Jonah Hex is a “hard Western,” sticking to the traditional elements of the genre without resorting to extremely quirky characters or the ham-fisted spinning of archetypes on their head in such a way to appear uniform with all other modern things that ham-fistedly spin archetypes on their head. It’s a comic that didn’t pull incredible sales numbers or get inundated with critical acclaim, but it was silently respected, a little engine that could chugging along and consistently delivering the goods. Face Full of Violence contains the first six issues of Jonah Hex. It’s a trade paperback I highly recommend.

You may be wondering: is the new All Star Western promising? I don’t know, not really. It retains the same writers who’ve dutifully stuck with Jonah Hex since 2005, but a lot of what made that comic great is now gone. Instead of having self-contained issues which subtly build up a larger story, the format has shifted to more traditional long-form storytelling. In addition, Jonah Hex goes to the 19th-century equivalent of Gotham City, future home of Batman, where he awkwardly “teams up” with the doctor who will be the founder of Arkham Asylum. One of the best things about Jonah Hex is how off the beaten path it was from everything else DC Comics was putting out at the time, and now it seems the game plan is to parlay its success into something that both feeds off of and feeds into DC Comics’ superhero IP. So far, I can’t see beyond the crass marketing behind that creative decision.

My Pop Culture Manifesto: How to Become a Curmudgeon in 3 Easy Steps!

Do you want to be forever banished to the outskirts of relevance? Do you want to be more acerbic and bitter, but towards no one in particular? I’ve made it easy for you. Just follow these three easy steps! I know I have.

1. Prefer things that take themselves seriously over things that don’t.

You hear the criticism all the time. “That would have been better if it didn’t take itself so seriously.” It’s been said about Cat Shit One. And Shigurui: Death Frenzy. And lots of other things, too.

Casual discussions of movies and TV shows rarely deviate from the same dozen or so tired, inarticulate phrases, of which this is one. At the end of the day, what does it really mean? Not much. But there is no denying “winking at the camera” is at an all time high in entertainment, especially in stuff aimed at us geeks.

People smarter than me will argue the public is so incredibly media literate nowadays that straightforwardness in a story can easily induce boredom or be misinterpreted as condescension, and thus self-effacing movies and television are the inevitable response to that. Even when media isn’t warped in this fashion, people have an urge to relate to it in an ironic, detached sort of way for the same reason.

Screw that. I like stuff that takes itself seriously. I don’t want to inhabit a world where every goddamned show requires a bit of wackiness and dumb injoking, and at the same time I don’t want sincerity to be reserved for self-important, pretentious artists. Just put something together that makes me feel something, and you can take yourself as seriously as you want.

Of course, I’m not advocating everything be made to fit my predilections. The point is that a self-serious story wins my favor more quickly than a detached one nine times out of ten, no matter how absurd or formulaic it strikes the average person.

2. Feel apathetic towards pop culture references.

There’s not much to say about this one. Pop culture references, in and of themselves, do nothing to make a piece of entertainment better or worse. But in excess they get pretty damn annoying.

Sorry, Scott Pilgrim. It’s not my fault no one told Bryan Lee O’Malley.

Okay, fine, another disclaimer: mindlessly hating something because it has pop culture references in it isn’t what I’m advocating. To wit:

    • The best Looney Tunes cartoons were as much a product of their time as Family Guy, filled with references which their original audience was likely to relate to and enjoy. They’re timeless classics in spite of that, not because of it.
    • Astro Fighter Sunred is filled with Japanese references, some of which fly way over my head. It’s still the funniest anime I’ve ever seen, deftly blending the absurdity of which anime is easily capable with a very sharp sense of humor about the complications of being a twenty-something year old guy in the modern world.

3. Value what’s worth experiencing more than once.

I’ve seen some of the anime collections people who “really like anime” have. I’ve seen shelves stacked high and deep with stuff they’ve bought. How much of that has been seen? How much of that will ever be watched again? How much of it do they actually like?

Talking about why you like something is a very personal and complex matter, but knowing whether or not you like something is very simple in my book. Does the idea of returning to it at least a second time interest you, purely on its own merits and for no other reason? If so, you have more than a passing interest, and probably like it.

This leads to a distinction all too often unappreciated: the difference between liking something and it being “good enough” to kill time in an otherwise boring and uneventful afternoon/life. Sometimes people lose complete touch with their own preferences, forcing themselves to watch things to completion, either as a self-appointed duty, or for the sake of a warped sense of satisfaction that outweighs their valuation of their own free time. I do not endorse this self-flagellating behavior. Life is too short.

Abandon the hoarding habit if you’ve got it, whether it be material or experiential. Building up a very select library of the coolest things that have ever rocked your eyeballs is way more fun, as is focusing on the entertainment you find most rewarding. I’ll openly admit I buy more home media than I probably should, but a lot of it either gets donated or given away. That DVD box set you bought on clearance but will never watch again doesn’t make you look like an anime expert by sitting on your shelf, and it can do more good in the hands of the needy.

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That’s it! Looking back on this post, I think I can trace back every opinion I’ve espoused on this blog to these three principles. Differing opinions make the world a more interesting place, but this is where I’m coming from.