Japan, stop reminding me of things I don’t have (and how far you’ve fallen).

First Japan released an Ashita no Joe live action movie in February, then they started working on a Tiger Mask one. Does this officially count as a trend?

These are two archetypal sports manga that debuted in 1968, with anime adaptations that followed soon after. Neither has been licensed in the United States in any form (save for an Ashita no Joe compilation DVD Tai Seng released in 2009, which is definitely worth buying).

Casting pretty boy actors to play these roles makes good marketing sense, since it opens up the demographic outside of the fifty year old men who watched the cartoons growing up. But Eiji Wentz playing Tiger Mask is going too far. He’s supposed to be a professional wrestler, for chrissakes. It seems like an unintentional joke at this point. How are they going to top themselves next?

Uh, forget I said anything.

Lists of super-cheap anime over at The Fandom Post

Now that the US is in Black Friday/Cyber Monday mode, what better time to pick up some anime for ridiculous prices? Only problem is searching around for prices at multiple sites can be a major pain in the ass. The forums over at The Fandom Post have you covered, listing not only the sales, but linking to the actual anime titles themselves.

Here are links to the specific posts to save you time:

Fry’s (B&M)/Frys.com
DeepDiscount.com / DVDPlanet.com Black Friday Sale
Bandai Ent. Anime Sale @ Buy.com (up to 70% off plus free budget shipping)

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to be introducing someone to G Gundam/War in the Pocket for not much more than $50 total, and that’s pretty boss. New Fist of the North Star is also going for really low prices at a couple of places.

Blog of the North Star Spreads Holiday Cheer: 2011 Edition

I’ll admit it: when I started this blog I did a lot of things because everyone else was doing them. Big example is reviewing the first episodes from a new season of anime. Sure, it’s a great way to generate content, but it’s content that’s ultimately disposable and worthless.

Nowhere else is the tendency to generate content at the expense of value more apparent than in the practice of writing gift guides. I know a lot of the people reading this aren’t plugged into a million anime and manga blogs the way I am, but this is a thing that happens on a stupefying level.

Milo, you rude asshole, I can hear the objectors say, people have found these guides useful. They’ve said so on numerous occasions. They’re more than just Internet noise!

Yeah, but they shouldn’t be. That’s my whole point.

There was a stamp guy I used to know. He was really into stamps. Whenever it came time to get someone a gift, he would get them the stamp version of what they liked. Liked baseball? He got you baseball stamps. Liked cars? He got you car stamps. Liked Indigenous Australian sandpainting from the 19th century? He got you baseball stamps.

You know where I’m going with this, right?

Don’t be that guy. No one likes that guy. Even if they’re super polite to him with frozen smiles on their faces.

Milo, you impolite idiot, I can hear other objectors say, what about people who use these guides to buy gifts for their friends who already like anime and manga? Not everyone has time to know about the new releases in a given year.

Really? People have time to read blogs but not time to find an appropriate gift on their own?

The whole idea of gift-giving is busting your ass to show appreciation for someone. If you’re only giving on a superficial non-committed level, then get something generic that won’t go to waste, like a gift card. Or don’t waste your money on superficial bullshit at all, and donate to a needy charity.

That’s what this whole thing is supposed to be about, you know?

Like Gandhi said: hate the acting, love the actor.

Where do you stand in relation to the 1995 live action Fist of the North Star movie? Most (if they’ve even seen it) agree it’s awful. I fall in that camp, but I go a step further: I go out of my way to try and not think about it. As you know, when something is bad, there’s no shortage of geeky, over-the-top commentary which dwells upon it incessantly. If something is shitty, I try to give it a wide berth. But that’s just me.

So why the hell am I writing about this now? FlickeringMyth.com interviewed Gary Daniels on Thursday, and color me surprised at one of the films he mentioned when asked what he’s most proud of:

Oh, I hate that question! You know what? It’s a good question for me to answer because when I’m asked that, for me, it’s not always about the finished product. There are so many different reasons that I’ve enjoyed the films I’ve made. It could be the location, or the actors I’ve worked with, the director, or the experience I had while making the film. If you’re talking about the finished product, then there’s a few I guess, but one of my favourites was a film called Spoiler. It didn’t have any martial arts action in it, so it was more of a drama. I loved that film. It wasn’t accepted that well by the buyers because it didn’t have any martial arts, or me kicking ass, and I guess at that point in my career, buyers had come to expect a Gary Daniels film to have me kicking ass in it. I also enjoyed making Fist of the North Star. It didn’t exactly turn out the way I expected it, but I’m still proud of it. Recoil was another I enjoyed.

Gary Daniels played the role of Kenshiro in the Fist of the North Star live action movie. Well, “played” may be an inaccurate word, as it implies behavior which we commonly associate with acting.

But I’m not writing this to pick on Gary Daniels. I’m writing this because after I read his words, I was forced to admit to myself I bear no grudge towards anyone that worked on this movie. In fact, if there’s anything endearing about it it’s the cast. Gary Daniels is a beloved B-movie martial artist. Chris Penn was in there. So was Malcom McDowell. Even MELVIN VAN-FUCKING PEEBLES found his way into that shit.

So I guess what I’m trying to say is I still hate this goddamn piece-of-shit movie. But if Gary Daniels enjoyed making it and he’s proud of what he did, that’s fine with me.